Tea Party Patriot and Republican groups are organizing and sponsoring “Petunia Pig Visits.” Petunia (the giant pig) is the one doing the visiting. She recently stopped into the Josephine County Commissioner’s offices and she may be coming to Klamath County, too.
Don’t let that happen! – Vote NO on Tax levies. These levies promise to fund utopia with only one more fistful of our tax dollars.
Petunia eats well on government waste. She is actually quite a messy pig. She is more than happy to soak taxpayers with false hopes while lavishing them with decent sounding but, empty promises. Tax Levy proponents don’t promise any tangibles because they know they can’t. It’s always some vague public good, like “public safety”, or “well behaved children who know how to eat right and garden well”.
Klamath County, and all of Oregon, needs your help.
We need to put government on a diet. Obesity is now a national dilemma for the general population as well as our Federal, State and Local governments.
However, we can’t blame McDonalds for our over-grown government. It’s our own fault. We have continually allowed ourselves to be duped by an unelected politburo enthralled with its own lust for power and mesmerized by its own collectivist doctrines. Unless we say no to these parasites, the host will perish and so will American capitalism and the prosperity and freedom that it has fostered.
We need to say NO!
It’s going to be hard for Petunia to turn down all the junk and goodies – so we have to do it! Tax-credits, subsidies and permanent operating District Levies are easy diggings. A pig like Petunia won’t even get dirty rooting in the pockets of Klamath’s easy-going citizens but when we stand tough, the tearing canines and crushing back teeth will certainly make their marks. Pigs, as you may know, can be savage even on their own offspring.
Actually, a strict diet is the answer.
One of our Presidents from the early 60s saw the problem of obesity and started the “President’s Council on Physical Fitness.” Maybe it’s time to bring back some of his early ideas.
Tell Government :
- Eat Properly: If you’re full, stop. (Quit dreaming about 2007, when rich-and-gooey chocolate desserts were in abundance.)
- Eat Properly: No Junk Food. (Sure, we have needs but program trimming is also needed – it’s like trimming hooves – only harder.)
- Exercise: Walk, whenever possible. (Don’t wallow in your pigsty; clean up and get going.)
- Weigh In: Be honest, open and accountable.
After all, even little piggies grow into enormous hogs. Take Care and don’t let that happen!
Don’t wait for Petunia to Fly – VOTE ‘NO’ on any Tax levies that are on your County’s Ballot.
If you’re in Klamath County, Vote NO on 18-100 and 18-101!
To read more about Petunia’s exploits visit her at http://www.ocwf.org/
For more info on Klamath County’s 18-100, visit http://www.klamathjaillevy.com/
For more info on Klamath County’s 18-101, visit http://www.klamathchildren.com/